Friday, October 10, 2008

#6 Body Wash



After losing all the hair in the only socially acceptable place on the body to have hair, guys need to start paying extra attention to the rest of their body. Instead of giving up on life, start treating the head like it's just another part of your body that is no longer special, like your elbow or heel. Those places have barely any hair on them too.

But just because we no longer have a need for shampoo, that doesn't mean we shouldn't be squeezing something out of a bottle when we take our showers or baths. The picture above (right) is the stuff that I use and I'm not even gay (pretty sure). The other stuff is geared specifically to bald guys, without saying, "hey, you don't really need shampoo anymore, save some time, just use this shit... Old Spice body wash, for people (just men hopefully), who have hair everywhere except for where their supposed to."


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