Specifically any of the 4 Die Hards or any movie starring Jason Statham (i.e. Transporter, Snatch, Transporter 2, The Italian Job, Transporter 3, The Bank Job, Revolver) These movies are marketed at men, but more specifically bald men who lost their hair way too soon and just aren't putting up with your shit anymore. In almost all of these movies, the bad guy is blessed with a beautiful mane of hair that is just begging for a windy day and in all of these movies the bald bad ass gets to kill that guy. Bald guys especially like bringing their girlfriends to these movies, as if to say, "Look at all the ass us bald guys can kick, while we're not putting product in our hair."
Bruce Willis is basically the mascot for aspiring bald bad asses everywhere. It's no coincidence that the goatee became a bald man's calling card as soon as Bruce was seen wearing one. I mean he was married to Demi Moore. Bald guys are more than willing to ignore the fact that shortly after unveiling the goatee, Demi Moore left him for a guy who will be using product in his hair for the rest of his life.
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I think Nick Cage qualifies as a bald guy, but his new free flowing hairstlye in Bangkok Dangerous reminded me Alan Rickman (The evil "terrorist" in Die Hard)
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